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Post by RapunzeL on Apr 24, 2008 9:23:34 GMT -5
Osprey sent me this one:
My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I?
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Post by xiØn on Apr 24, 2008 10:32:05 GMT -5
Does it rhyme with Jell-O ?
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Post by Osprey on Apr 24, 2008 10:36:34 GMT -5
close... but no cigar...
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Post by RapunzeL on Apr 24, 2008 10:38:57 GMT -5
It's his baby brother, but you're on the right track.
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Post by Chilehead on Apr 24, 2008 18:32:04 GMT -5
Violin.
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Post by ken on Apr 24, 2008 18:52:29 GMT -5
The perfect woman???
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Post by renoman on Apr 24, 2008 19:26:42 GMT -5
The perfect woman??? Good one kenny! HAHAHAHA
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Post by Chilehead on Apr 24, 2008 22:16:52 GMT -5
The perfect woman???
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Post by RapunzeL on Apr 24, 2008 22:55:35 GMT -5
Chile, again. Good job! A VIOLIN
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Post by poohbear on Apr 24, 2008 23:21:03 GMT -5
seems to me that there is a lot of women bashing going on AND YOU ARE FORCING ME TO RETALIATE.
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Post by poohbear on Apr 24, 2008 23:23:08 GMT -5
Top Ten Most Polite Ways For a Woman to Say Your Zipper Is Down
10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped..... 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
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Post by ken on Apr 25, 2008 0:44:09 GMT -5
it is all in fun....
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